Well, at least I would have won if there was an actual Category called “Best Sign Ever” that pays out $640M….
So, I guess there is good news and bad news. The bad news is that I did not win the actual Mega Millions Lottery Friday night. Which is sad because I was going to give each of you, my loyal readers, $1M each. Now, aren’t you also sad?
The good news is that we spotted this sign at our local convenience store.
That made losing $5 worthwhile. And it’s OK because I’ve won other lotteries. I mean in life, not actual monetary lotteries.
Take my relationship with the Hubs.
He took me to Publican for our anniversary (fantastic, by the way). When I told my mom we were celebrating our anniversary, she responded with, “Why? It’s not even close to your wedding date.” So I told her that it was the 9 year anniversary of the day we met and she responded with, “Why are you celebrating a date that you came home from and told me was boring?”
Apparently I told my mom that my first date with my husband was boring. That’s a great start. I mentioned it to him and he reminded me that we came home from the date and he asked me to come in to a dorm party and I said no thanks and left. Now he knows it’s because I don’t do dorm parties. But back then, he thought this might be the shortest relationship ever.
So I won the lottery of husbands and we managed to overcome our first date difficulties. Now if only this lottery was worth millions….