Dear World: An Open Letter to Those Concerned About the End of the World In 2012

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012.  Our calendars end on December 21st, 2012 because some foreigners invaded our civilization and we were a little busy to worry about small thing like calendar expirations, OK?

Sincerely,

The Mayans

And just because I can’t think of anything better to talk about today, here are a few more for your reading pleasure.

Dear Pessimists, Optimists, Realists, and Opportunists,
Let’s just all agree that there is some water in the freaking cup.
Sincerely,
This Has Been Going On For Way Too Long

Dear Leggings,
You are not one of us.
Sincerely,
Pants

Dear World,
You can’t just use me any way you want to.
Sincerely,
Grammer

Dear Students,
No, seriously, the internet was invented in 1803,  Chuck Norris is the 9th, 10th, and 20th President of the United States of America, and George Washington drove a Ford F-150. 
Sincerely,
Wikipedia

Dear Selena Gomaz,
Someone told me you had a boyfriend that looks like a girlfriend.
Sincerely,
The Killers

Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they will abandon you as well.
Sincerely,
My Space

Dear Iceburgs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.  Karma’s a B****.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said that ark wasn’t leaving until 5:00.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Alphabet,
I liked you so much better before you started showing up in Math.
Sincerely,
Liberal Arts Major

Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems.  I don’t have time for yours AND mine.
Sincerely,
Students

Dear Lions,
I know you would never cheat on anyone.
Sincerely,
But I think a Tiger Wood

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2 Responses to Dear World: An Open Letter to Those Concerned About the End of the World In 2012

  1. So clever! Made me laugh a lot!!! …”Sincerely Grammar”…hahaha!

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