Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end on December 21st, 2012 because some foreigners invaded our civilization and we were a little busy to worry about small thing like calendar expirations, OK?
And just because I can’t think of anything better to talk about today, here are a few more for your reading pleasure.
Dear Pessimists, Optimists, Realists, and Opportunists,
Let’s just all agree that there is some water in the freaking cup.
This Has Been Going On For Way Too Long
You are not one of us.
You can’t just use me any way you want to.
No, seriously, the internet was invented in 1803, Chuck Norris is the 9th, 10th, and 20th President of the United States of America, and George Washington drove a Ford F-150.
Dear Selena Gomaz,
Someone told me you had a boyfriend that looks like a girlfriend.
Just wait, one day they will abandon you as well.
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma’s a B****.
We could have sworn you said that ark wasn’t leaving until 5:00.
I liked you so much better before you started showing up in Math.
Liberal Arts Major
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don’t have time for yours AND mine.
I know you would never cheat on anyone.
But I think a Tiger Wood